Ohmigod! Swimsuit season is right around the corner! I suppose I should clean all the draped clothing off the treadmill and use the dang thing. Hard to believe the media wants you to snarf down all this Easter candy and then a few weeks later you are expected to stuff your butt in a “spandex bodysuit.” Don’t they know what they are asking for? I mean c’mon, really? I am still at my winter weight! Well, I’m going to pull a Scarlett O’Hara and I’m just not going to think about. Besides, I had a conversation with my swimsuit, and even though that didn’t go so well, at least one article of clothing still loves me!
Thank you sweatpants. I love you too!